Saturday, January 26, 2008

IER Fan Club Demolishes Oily Hindootva Bamiyan Lies

In a strongly-worded statement, the Indo Euracist Researchers' Fan Club IRFFAN has demolished the recent attempt by Hindootvadins to disgrace Aryan Invasion Theory. IRFFAN says:

Recently the Hindootvadins have disguised themselves as Japanese and claimed that cave oil paintings of Buddhas in the Bamiyan caves of Afghanistan, predate the invention of Oil Painting by Saint Pico, Patron Saint of IER. This is a particularly nasty attack by the Hindootvadins, no doubt led by "Dr." (of engineering, not of musharraf-scratching unlike our dear Harvard Indology colleagues!) Ra - Jaram. It is nasty because Herr Professor Doctor (of Aryan Studieren!) Witlez has such close links with Japan and gets billions of Yen every year to go there in summer. No doubt the Hindootvadins are trying to cause a conflict between the 1000-Jahr Aryan Reich and the Emperor of Japan, who have been good friends since the Mutual Defence and Spoils-Sharing Treaty of 1938. "Zees weel not succeeed!" screeched Herr Witlez about this atrocity. And well he should!

A recent Harvard Indology Experts Expedition has rapidly disproved the Hindootvadins' claim. They have explored caves recently discovered in Africa, and found other oil paintings.

A sample is given here. It clearly shows both that oil paintings were common in ancient Europe long before the Age of Clothing and Modesty, and that horses were also present at that time. The IndoEuracist Researcher shown riding the Aryan horse in the picture occupied the Chair of IndoEuracism at Harram(Harem) Award Caves, predecessor of today's Harvard University.