Saturday, January 26, 2008

IER Fan Club Demolishes Oily Hindootva Bamiyan Lies


In a strongly-worded statement, the Indo Euracist Researchers' Fan Club IRFFAN has demolished the recent attempt by Hindootvadins to disgrace Aryan Invasion Theory. IRFFAN says:

Recently the Hindootvadins have disguised themselves as Japanese and claimed that cave oil paintings of Buddhas in the Bamiyan caves of Afghanistan, predate the invention of Oil Painting by Saint Pico, Patron Saint of IER. This is a particularly nasty attack by the Hindootvadins, no doubt led by "Dr." (of engineering, not of musharraf-scratching unlike our dear Harvard Indology colleagues!) Ra - Jaram. It is nasty because Herr Professor Doctor (of Aryan Studieren!) Witlez has such close links with Japan and gets billions of Yen every year to go there in summer. No doubt the Hindootvadins are trying to cause a conflict between the 1000-Jahr Aryan Reich and the Emperor of Japan, who have been good friends since the Mutual Defence and Spoils-Sharing Treaty of 1938. "Zees weel not succeeed!" screeched Herr Witlez about this atrocity. And well he should!

A recent Harvard Indology Experts Expedition has rapidly disproved the Hindootvadins' claim. They have explored caves recently discovered in Africa, and found other oil paintings.

A sample is given here. It clearly shows both that oil paintings were common in ancient Europe long before the Age of Clothing and Modesty, and that horses were also present at that time. The IndoEuracist Researcher shown riding the Aryan horse in the picture occupied the Chair of IndoEuracism at Harram(Harem) Award Caves, predecessor of today's Harvard University.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Vishvaksenah said...

Welcome back IRFAN.It's been a long time since you enlightened the common man about the research work done by historians/ linguists/ archaeologists/ Indologists/ professors like Dr.Farmer and Dr.Witzel

January 27, 2008 8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Irffan,

welcome back. Your sarcasm is acerbic and yet witty. I am sure it delivers the pang to those it is intended for. Keep up the good work

Amit

February 01, 2008 3:45 AM  
Anonymous Smriti said...

Dear Irffan,

Where have you been?
Welcome back or as hinduvadis would say 'su swagatam'.

February 07, 2008 11:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because of your idealogy,and have nothing to prove or live by. Lies are your lives and will continue to the end.
INDIA...THE GLORY IT WAS AND WHAT IT WILL BE IN THE FUTURE.

The Vedas and Sankrit...Nobody has anything close to it,infact put all the hogwash of the rest of the world and still not good enough.
Aryan,Swatika etc...I guess Indian to the core.

February 09, 2008 5:42 PM  

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